Brett Fav-ra coverage made this blog into what it is today — a relatively anonymous, derivative, and Arizona-centric wasteland for the English language. Because of this, it is incumbent upon someone at SoD to provide commentary on No. 4’s recent surgery and impending epic failure career with the Vikings. Thus, a dramatization of the inevitable Peter King-Brett Favre texting conversation which followed his recent surgery seemed in order.
PK: OMG. How did the surgery go?
BF: Great! BTW, Dr. James Andrews is so dreamy.
PK: He’s no George Wendt.
BF: Point taken.
PK: You know, your right shoulder surgery will be the most publicly followed surgery since Barbaro (RIP).
PK: Do you like Me or Mort better?
BF: Totally you. Mort is weird.
PK: Can I drive your tractor next time I come to Mississippi?
PK: Did Mort get to drive your tractor?
BF: Nope. He just wanted to play pickup football in jeans with some of my friends.
PK: Aww, crap. I wanna do that too.