It appears that, like that immortalized riverboat worker in Fogerty’s Proud Mary, Tom Brady has left a good job in the city in favor of rolling (his kayak) on the river. Easy CCR jokes aside, SoD wonders why Brady did not check the List of Potentially Career-Ending Activities before taking his wife on this little boat ride. He would have clearly seen that, not only is “kayaking” prominently featured, but so are the broader categories of “anything on water” and “anything wherein yr legs are immobilized inside a container.”
Luckily for the NFL and the State of Massachusetts, no one was hurt in this hilarious incident.
Nobody likes workin’ for the man every night and day. Of course, coming home to Gisele probably eases the pain a little.
kayaking the snake river is one thing but everyone is losing their minds over this little incident. still though, louie is right, he gets to a-frame gisele which is just nice.