Apparently, Brett Farve has been having so much fun out there in his wrangler jeans gunslinging retirement notices that Dan Morgan wanted a piece of the action. The New Orleans linebacker has retired for a second time in the last year. Morgan’s NFL career has been mostly marked by injury and recent indecision. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, announced via Twitter that Morgan would be retiring due to injuries. Given his past, that reason passes the smell test. But that does not mean that Morgan and Rosenhaus aren’t giant douchebags.
Earlier this week the Delaware Supreme Court approved an ass load of awesome. Delaware’s high court ruled that the state constitution did not conflict with a bill allowing sports betting. The NFL, in an attempt to piss on the wishes of a state with no NFL team, argued against the measure. Delaware is the 4th state to allow sports betting. And, while it is too far removed from SoD’s Arizona base (and parole officers) to supplant Vegas as our preferred place for debauchery, it greatly enhances the image of the state.
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