Apparently, Brett Farve has been having so much fun out there in his wrangler jeans gunslinging retirement notices that Dan Morgan wanted a piece of the action. The New Orleans linebacker has retired for a second time in the last year. Morgan’s NFL career has been mostly marked by injury and recent indecision. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, announced via Twitter that Morgan would be retiring due to injuries. Given his past, that reason passes the smell test. But that does not mean that Morgan and Rosenhaus aren’t giant douchebags.
First of all if you are an NFL “super agent” and you are making announcements via Twitter you are a douchebag. Second, anytime your retirement announcements become an annual event you are also a douchebag. So lets do the math boys and girl:
Douchebag Agent + Douchebag Player = A Douchebag Sunday.