According to reports, NASCAR’s playoff series may have to change its name to “The Ride for The Snake” as NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield has allegedly tested positive for meth. Nothing has been confirmed and Mayfield is denying this report via his attorney. Then again, Mayfield is also on record with the following statement made shortly after his positive test for banned substances:
I don’t need to go to rehab because I don’t have a problem.
I am surprised he didn’t go with “I can quit whenever I want.” Look, we all know the benefits of meth, e.g., you will lose all that stubborn baby fat — plus your teeth, hair, and friends. Nevertheless, the mere possibility of meth associating with NASCAR is enough to keep me away from meth for good. And, don’t be surprised if you see the Jimmy Tango’s Fatbuster car near the top of the standings next year.