On the eve of the NBA Draft, I wanted to take a look back at one of the more hilarious post-draft press conferences in recent Suns history. I am speaking of the one-and-only Jake Tsakalidis, who responded to ESPN’s draft day questions with two words: “Free” and “Strong.” The “free” related to his ability to extricate himself from his then-current contract overseas. The “strong” related to his ability to be a successful big man in the NBA. I guess one out of two isn’t bad.
Through the magic of that thing they call the “world wide web,” I actually found a transcript of Jake’s first press conference with the Suns. Below are the best excerpts with my comments in italics. Enjoy.
BRYAN COLANGELO (Former Suns’ GM): Well, I’d like to thank everyone for coming today. Obviously, we are here to introduce the newest and the largest member of the Phoenix Suns Jake Tsakalidis. We’re happy to have Jake as a member of this team.
Remember the Colangelo family? They used to run the team. You know, back when it was financially and competitively successful.