Lions fans all over the blighted, post-apocalyptic wasteland of metropolitan Detroit are angry with the league over the new schedule announced recently. Despite winning zero games AND having the distinction of the league’s worst defense, the NFL chose to schedule the Lions against not one, not two, but SIXTEEN NFL teams in the 2009-2010 season.
“Its just not fair” said one fan, while scavenging for gasoline with his roving biker gang. “They could have at least padded the pre-season schedule with some local prep teams. I know that sounds like a little too much too early, but the Lions need to push themselves if they’re going to get any better.”
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