Concerned Public Asks Orlando Magic Mascot: What the Hell Are You?

Enjoy Your Nightmares

As the NBA Finals begin you’ll see all sorts of pundits pose such thought provoking questions as – Can Kobe win his 4th ring? Will Andrew Bynum be able to hold Dwight Howard down? and Will Jameer Nelson play? Here at SoD there is one issue that has puzzled us more than any other – what in the holy hell is the Orlando Magic Mascot?

A quick google search indicates it is called “Stuff the Magic Dragon.” See what the Magic did there? Touche Orlando P.R. team…touche. Somehow this horrifying, Pee-Wee’s playhouse reject rose from my nightmares to become the mascot for the Orlando Magic. Notwithstanding the fact that he has horns coming out of his head and running through his nose he seems relatively harmless…or so you’d think.

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NBA Nightcap – May 30th Edition

Saw Terminator: Salvation tonight and as Dr. Greenbaumberg said – it really fell apart in the last 30 minutes. One thought I couldn’t quite get over the entire movie was that if I’m part of the resistance I would probably just give up.  That’s right – I, Scott Howard, will gladly give myself up to my machine overlords.

If the Designer of the Eastern Conference Championship Trophy was going for "As Unimpressive as Possible" - He Nailed It.

Magicians 103 Cavs 90 – By the ghost of Dennis Scott, Superman has bested the King and Orlando’s going back to the NBA Finals.  The Magicians finished off the Cavs in a blowout and Louie’s prophecy has come true.

Orlando took control of the game in the 2nd quarter, took an 18 point lead into half time and never looked back.  In the end the story of the game – and the series – was the Cavs inability to contain Dwight Howard.  Howard poured in 40 points to go with 14 rebounds to lead Orlando. 

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NBA Nightcap

Coach Jeremy Exhibiting the Length of His Member

Magic 95 Celtics 90 – Superman pulled down 22 rebounds and blocked three shots, including sending Ray Allen’s layup attempt into the 14th row, to lead the Magicians to a victory on Boston’s home court.  Pure boredom allowed the Celts to sneak back into the game after falling behind by 28, but this one was barely in doubt.   I don’t think Boston is going to find a way to wriggle out of this one, newsflash for anyone that cares, without KG the Celtics suck, and if evidence that the Bulls took them to 7 wasn’t enough, wait until Orlando dispatches them in 6.

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