Unidentified Flying Obsession

Arizonans LOVE seeing UFO’s. It’s been proven time and time again. This story about sightings of a magical clear bubble ship NASA weather balloon is further proof of Arizona’s obsession with UFO’s. One has to wonder why Arizona is so frequently the destination of choice for alien craft? Is it the mild winters? The influx of crystal-worshiping burnouts in Sedona and Tucson? Who knows? One thing is for certain, as you can tell from the credited photographer of the picture accompanying the azcentral.com story, we may be dealing with some biased observers.

Looks like a "Wonkavator" to me.

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Josh Freeman Fraudulently Pretending To Be NFL Ready

This weekend some NFL team will draft Josh Freeman, meaning he will become an actual professional quarterback. He is in no way qualified for this job. You may not remember Josh tearing up the Big XII last year, but are probably thinking…hey, the conference had lots of quarterback talent so no big deal; he was at least one of the top 7 right? No, he ranked no better than 8th in the Big XII in any major statistical category. If you believe that a QB rating has some correlation to how good a QB is and you believe Freeman should be a first day selection, shoot yourself. Freeman had a lower QB rating last year then such iconic players as Joe Ganz and Jerrod Johnson.   I’ll wait while you look them up . . .

Freeman doing what he does best: not playing football well.

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It’s so watery! And yet there’s a smack of ham to it.

KJ- do you mind if I call you Keej?  Everyone else hates it, but I think it has a nice ring.  So, Keej.

“Unnamed political enemies“?  You had those Hood Corps kids washing your car(s).  Your charity Academy now owes $424,000.  That’s not a paltry sum, requiring a vendetta to uncover.  I would think that the federal grant rules prohibiting you from requiring your volunteers to engage in menial, personally-beneficial labor aren’t SO hard to follow.  In fact, one might say they elaborate upon common sense a major political figure in the third largest state in the union should possess.   Sorry, by “one might say”, I meant me.  I say that.  Have some common sense.

Whoops!

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