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The Suns Will Now Be the Only Team Shaq Didn't Reach The Finals With

The Suns Will Now Be the Only Team Shaq Didn't Reach The Finals With

I come to you tonight as SoD’s first international writer.  With times being tough in the blogosphere we’ve decided to expand our little Mom and Pop operation on a global basis – either that or I’m here on business for my real job…I’ll let you decide.  A lot has apparently changed since I last set foot on American soil – first of all the United States is now apparently a soccer power (bring back the title boys – an apathetic public awaits you).  Oh, and the Suns traded Shaquille O’Neal for cap space.

Frankly there are two schools of thought here:

(1) Good to get rid of Shaq’s $21 million dollars a season because all he did was slow down the offense anyway. (more…)

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Supermodel career begins fri.

Part of every Suns fan wants to believe that Shaq can become a P&R defensive machine.  On the one hand, we are ready to believe anything after this year’s All-Star reinvention, and there is also that element of being the Mount Elbert of the NBA’s Rockies.  On the other hand, no amount of braggadocio and web-application-savvy can distract from another year of compression on those old knees.  If Shaq wants to get faster, he needs to lose 30 pounds AND invent the flux capacitor.  In the meantime, as soon as Amare has two functional eyes, the Suns need to strap them open a la Clockwork Orange and sit him in front of KG game tape until August.

Amares Defense is a Real Horrorshow

Amare's Defense is a Real Horrorshow

 UPDATE:  Apparently it was foolish to assume Shaq had skipped his mid-life crisis.  We have just received word that, true to his Epic Form, Shaq has traded in his Sportchassis mini-semi truck for the one-and-only Optimus Prime. 

I'd pegged Shaq as a Decepticon Kinda Guy

I'd pegged Shaq as a Decepticon Kinda Guy

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