In honor of the rising temperatures here in Arizona, I give you “Things That Disturb Me About Heat (the film)”:
- The most famously discussed problem with the film: the unrealistically excessive time it takes for De Niro and Kilmer to walk from the bank to the getaway car during the climatic heist scene;
- Amy Brenneman;
- That huge welt on Val Kilmer’s arm which is never explained;
- Jon Voight’s mullet;
- Al Pacino’s spittle which flies everywhere during the “She’s gotta great ass” scene;
- Robert De Niro reading cue cards in half the scenes in the movie.
(Check out this clip, especially between :58-1:14, for Bobby D’s cue card acting.)