Now that the NBA season has mercifully come to an end, its time for the Monsoon season to start. (No, the Monsoon are not a new WNBA expansion team, don’t you worry). Here in Arizona, that means three things:
- Flash flooding will occur to do the city’s inadequate drainage system;
- As soon as the first drop of water hits the road, everyone will drive 15 mph under the speed limt; and
- Idiots will attempt to drive across flooded roads only to be stranded on top of their cars awaiting rescue by the fire department.
Unfortunately, the Monsoon season will not rain out any D’backs games.