The son of James Harrison, Scott Howard’s close personal friend (so close Howard notices when Harrison eats asparagus), was reportedly attacked by one of the three pit-bulls owned by Harrison the cock-sucker. Harrison’s young son was reportedly taken to the hospital following the attack. While we do not enjoy reporting the misfortunes of others, SoD’s non-existent sources can confirm that immediately before the the attack Harrison was upset with his young son for not supporting him prior to his recent success in the NFL; Harrison was unimpressed by the argument that it would have been impossible for his son to support him before being born. However, at this time we cannot confirm if Harrison is mad at his son for “taking it like Aaron Francisco” during the attack.
What is next James, teaching the kid to swim in your piranha pond? Seriously, can’t we all agree having three pit-bulls and young children in the same place at the same time is not a good idea? If you are compelled to do it, perhaps the inevitable result is nature’s way of trying to skim your genetic material from the gene pool.