Bills fullback Corey McIntyre was arrested last week in Florida for masturbating outside of the home of a 59 year old women. Evidentially the women was sitting at her computer at 8:30 in the morning on March 20th when she heard a knock at her window. Was it the Florida woman’s fair Romeo? Unfortunately no, but it was a 6 foot, 258 pound NFL fullback jerking off! I’m not what you’d call a “romance expert” but I don’t think that is the way ol’ Romeo drew it up. McIntyre was later identified by the woman and is facing misdemeanor charges for exposure of sexual organs and is of course denying any of this ever happened.
Q: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
A: A huge NFL player masturbating.