The Miami Dolphins recently renamed the stadium they share with the Florida Marlins and Miami Hurricanes; it’s now called Landshark Stadium. While the Dolphins claim the renaming is part of a partnership with singer and beach hippie Jimmy Buffet, I doubt this. I believe the Dolphins are attempting to create excitement in their flagging organization by slowly morphing into the Miami Sharks from the immortal film, Any Given Sunday. Tell me you wouldn’t rather see Al Pacino roaming the sidelines on Sunday afternoons than Tony Sparano? And what looks better: the Sharks all black uniforms or the Dolphins aqua monstrosities? I thought so.
Dolphins Rename Stadium, Promise Dennis Quaid Will be Ready for Next Season
May 7, 2009 by Career Sergeant Zim
Posted in MLB, NCAA Football, NFL | Tagged College Football, hippies suck, Kicking a Man While He is Down is Way Easier, NFL | 4 Comments
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Howard, re-read. Top to bottom, left to right, letters make words, and words make sentences. I didnt say he’d have to be coachig the Sharks, the Aztecs have to travel to Miami sometime.
Then why would we see him “instead of” Sparano? Wait, was SPARANO offered the Aztecs job first?
Landshark is a beer, and it’s Buffett’s beer, but come on! If they’re going to nod the partnership, it should be Margaritaville Stadium.
See above comment. I never said “instead of” it was a comparison question of who you would rather see, not an either or scenario.
Although in a perfect world Nick Crozier would be coaching the Sharks.