Josh Freeman Fraudulently Pretending To Be NFL Ready

This weekend some NFL team will draft Josh Freeman, meaning he will become an actual professional quarterback. He is in no way qualified for this job. You may not remember Josh tearing up the Big XII last year, but are probably thinking…hey, the conference had lots of quarterback talent so no big deal; he was [...]

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I Can Has Millions?

On Saturday, Matt Stafford will likely be the number one over all pick in the NFL draft. After months of NFL Scouts drooling over him like a bunch of 13 year old girls pawing at the pages of Tiger Beat, talking about his rocket laser arm, his height, his wingspan, his foot work, his chiseled [...]

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Isiah Wants You!

Dear Future Florida International Basketball Player, Thank you for taking the time to meet with me and my staff.  First of all, let me tell you that you are a remarkable young man (and not in that overrated Tim Tebow way).  I know you are getting ready to make the biggest decision of your life [...]

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Dear Byrnesey, get out

Dear Eric Byrnes, We have been seriously looking back upon our connection and getting very clear on what we need and desire out of a relationship, and we don’t need an overpaid 33 year old loafer in the outfield.  The conclusion we have come to is that we are too different in both our personality [...]

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