David Carradine Wins Jonathan Brandis Lifetime Achievement Award

Yesterday actor David Carradine was found dead in his Bangkok hotel, following an apparent suicide by hanging. (Note to Nicolas Cage: this is how you make Bangkok Dangerous not by making another shitty film). Carradine, star of such classics as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror and My Suicide (was he just attempting [...]

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Dog Attack, Not Featuring Michael Vick

The son of James Harrison, Scott Howard’s close personal friend (so close Howard notices when Harrison eats asparagus), was reportedly attacked by one of the three pit-bulls owned by Harrison the cock-sucker.  Harrison’s young son was reportedly taken to the hospital following the attack.  While we do not enjoy reporting the misfortunes of others, SoD’s non-existent [...]

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Dolphins Rename Stadium, Promise Dennis Quaid Will be Ready for Next Season

The Miami Dolphins recently renamed the stadium they share with the Florida Marlins and Miami Hurricanes; it’s now called Landshark Stadium.  While the Dolphins claim the renaming is part of a partnership with singer and beach hippie Jimmy Buffet, I doubt this.  I believe the Dolphins are attempting to create excitement in their flagging organization by slowly morphing [...]

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Nomad QB Transfers to ASU

Michigan sophomore quarterback Steven Threet has announced he will transfer to ASU in the fall. Under NCAA rules he must sit out the 2009 season before competing for the starting job in the 2010 . ASU fans welcome this news following the departures of Jack Elway and Chasen Stangel from the team, but they should [...]

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