Formal indictments came down today for failed extortionist Karen Cunagin Sypher (they always use three names in the media when you are bat-shit crazy). She is charged with attempting to extort Louisville coach Rick Pitino and lying to the EFF-BEE-EYE. With this good news, Pitino should call a press conference to address, what hopes to be, the final resolution [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Crime fighters’
Like All Things, Extortion Just Ain’t What It Used To Be
Posted in NCAA Basketball, tagged Batshit Crazy, Crime fighters, Dick Tracy Villains, Extortion, Pathetic Longing on May 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
How Dare You Accuse Me of Such Vulgarity! Sir, I Am A Gentleman!
Posted in NCAA Football, NFL, tagged Crime fighters, Epic Failure, Lawrence Phillips on May 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Lawrence Phillips facing criminal charges? Shocking, simply shocking! No, not that the former Cornhusker is facing assault charges but that he is using a public defender. I guess that NFL Tom Osborne bribe money doesn’t last forever. However, lets remember the good times, you know pre-draft bust. Not for running into three kids with his [...]
Yes, But Can He Throw A One-Hopper Into A Trash Can From Centerfield?
Posted in Preps, tagged Crime fighters, Preps, Tall hats on April 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Prep sensation Danny Almonte Patrick Schuster has now thrown four consecutive no-hitters. http://sports.espn.go.com/highschool/rise/baseball/news/story?id=4085015 According to my math, that is back-to-back-to-back-to-back hitless outings. Someone has been watching their Fred McGriff videos….