Cocaine Doesn’t Come Cheap

Per AZCentral (our new twitter friend), via the USA Today – former ASU QB and cup-throwing distance champion Sam Keller is suing the NCAA and EA Sports. In his suit, Keller claims that EA Sports video games go too far in how they represent college player likenesses. Apparently being the third-string quarterback for a team [...]

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A Thank You to Rudy

No, not the lovable, hardworking, better-known-as-a-sidekick-hobbit Rudy. This letter goes out to one much closer to our black, black hearts here at Seasons of Discontent. Mr. Carpenter: We all want to cheer for the hometown team. You know, be true to your school and all. So you avoided the open hostility of at least this [...]

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Nomad QB Transfers to ASU

Michigan sophomore quarterback Steven Threet has announced he will transfer to ASU in the fall. Under NCAA rules he must sit out the 2009 season before competing for the starting job in the 2010 . ASU fans welcome this news following the departures of Jack Elway and Chasen Stangel from the team, but they should [...]

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ASU, This Is Why You Fail

On Saturday 95,722 convicts Ohio State Buckeye Fans paid $5 a piece to watch Terrelle Pryor’s two touchdown performance in the spring game.  This set the all time record, topping the 92,138 inbred redneck Alabama fans that turned out to see their 2007 spring game.  ASU couldn’t draw that many fans to a regular season [...]

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My Top 5 Stomach Punch Games of All Time (that I could find on YouTube)

One of the wonderful things about YouTube is the ability to pull up clips of some of your favorite sports moments with the click of a button. On the other hand, if you’re having a shitty day and are filled with self-loathing (as Sgt. Zim typically is), you can pull up some pretty dark memories. [...]

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Phil Mickelson Will Call You Names.

Two weeks ago at the Champions Dinner prior to the Masters, former Arizona State Sun Devil golfer Phil Mickelson was reportedly overheard having the following exchange with Nick Faldo (as cribbed by Dogs that Chase Cars via The Scotsman): Mickelson (loud enough for everyone to hear): “Gee Nick, I didn’t realize that you are such [...]

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